Welcome to the lists of Five!

I shall try to post a list everyday while updating the appearance of the website. This lists consist of five reasons/facts/anything to do with what the list is about

The Lists

Five reasons you can't win the Olympic 100m final while on the toilet

Who said they had to be serious?

• 1. The plumbing required is not available on a running track
• 2. You are sitting down which makes it harder to run fast
• 3. You would probably be arrested for something like indecent exposure or something
• 4. A toilet is not part of the IOC permitted equipment
• 5. Toilets can't really move while they are in use

Five reasons England will not win the World Cup again

I would just like to point out that this is my opinion

• 1. The players care more about their clubs than their country so they don't put as much effort in for fear of injury
• 2. There are not enough good enough players in England so the current squad have no fear of losing their place in the squad
• 3. The players haven't got enough of a sense of honour of playing for their countries to sing the national anthem, let alone play well
• 4. The country doesn't expect anything so the players have no pressure
• 5. The players don't get paid by the FA so do not care as much